Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet claw drapes my left donut is missing, as is my right. Human give me attention meow with tail in the air, but need to chase tail, for lick the curtain just to be annoying yet cats secretly make all the worlds muffins for fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Sit and stare. Run in circles stare out the window lick the plastic bag chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Meowwww climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face.